Okay it’s 4 am and I have to be up in 2 and a half hours for school. I am not ready to adapt to my new surroundings.

ofools:

Ye olde sext:

[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

MOST EMBARRASSING THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY AT SCHOOL

tom-bass:

Our teacher had the projector on and he was googling our names today in Maths so he could see and show us what came up.

He typed in Tom Bass… Nothing came up. Someone said to type in ‘tumblr’ after my name, so he typed in ‘Tom Bass Tumblr”

guess what it came up with.

In front of the whole class, and my teacher.

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raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

Lil daddy can I fuck you in your tight little arsehole?
Anonymous

gnarly:

corbinfisherman:

urtube:

Houdini: And for my next trick, I will be escaping the friendzone

M’agic

  • Straight White Guys: It's not racist. The reason why most characters are straight white guys is it's a business. They just want to do what makes the most money. No one's being racist or sexist. It's just smart business.
  • Straight White Guys: Having a Black Captain America or Pakistani Ms. Marvel or female Thor is PANDERING. All they're trying to do is get MONEY from you. It's just a marketing ploy! This is horrible!

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illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

ourdrunkitchen:

I’m like 99% sure this is my favorite gif of Hannah. x

ourdrunkitchen:

I’m like 99% sure this is my favorite gif of Hannah. x

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier